“i don’t know if i’m ready for college,” i say, a college student, who is already enrolled in college
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that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards
Honestly Andy Samberg is such a treasure.
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the white guy is killin me
“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
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Today cats, tomorrow the world.
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via guy)
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
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Relatable Lyrics from Blurryface
Heavydirtysoul: I got a really crazy mind to clean
Stressed Out: I'm insecure
Ride: There were people back home who tried talking to you, but then you ignored them still
Fairly Local: What I shouldn't do I will
Tear in my Heart: I'm on fire
Lane Boy: I know a thing or two about pain and darkness
The Judge: Wow, I probably shoulda stayed inside my house.
Doubt: Fear might be the death of me
Polarize: My friends and I, we've got a lot of problems
We Don't Believe What's On TV: I need to know that when I fail you'll still be here
Message Man: You don't know what I've done
Hometown: We don't know
Not Today: You aren't seeing my side
Goner: I'll slip away into the sound
if your url is longer than 21 letters you need to calm down
Did you just count the number of letters your url has and add one number?
YEAH
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All searches relating “ted cruz” and “zodiac killer” have been removed from google
On February 26th, NPR posted this screenshot of the google search “ted cruz is”:
“Is ted cruz the zodiac killer” is the second suggestion. Here is a screenshot from today (3/21):
Nothing about the zodiac killer. The conspiracy theory is also absent from any search suggestions for other combinations of ‘ted cruz’ and ‘zodiac killer’. So maybe there’s a reasonable explanation: fewer people are asking google if Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer, and are instead asking if he is republican or married. Nope. Not according to google trends, which shows ‘is ted cruz the zodiac killer’ as a more interesting search term since February.
Conclusion
Ted cruz got google to remove all search suggestions relating him to the zodiac killer (because ted cruz is the zodiac killer).
Ted Cruz killed people at google
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